look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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