The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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