i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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