Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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