We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Randomize
