um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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