Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
