he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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