you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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