Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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