I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
My vagina is very pro this idea
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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