I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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