I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
