I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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