I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Having a random hookup so left but love u
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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