my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
he just fucked me for my cheese..
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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