So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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