Three words: puerto rican gang bang
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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