I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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