I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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