Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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