nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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