I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
just tell him i said nine months
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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