I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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