All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
So. Much. Porn.
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