Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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