I got her a Nickelback box set.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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