Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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