There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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