No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
