if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
we're making bets on your personal life
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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