at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
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