i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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