1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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