oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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