Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
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