yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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