You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
