My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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