So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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