Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
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