They should really pass out barf bags in church
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
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