If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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