go do what you do best...puke behind churches
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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