He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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