Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Randomize
