A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I'm getting married
To pizza
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
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