is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
i came on her dog
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
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