I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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