ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
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