I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
She bit a glass in half.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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