Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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