covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
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