If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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