girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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