did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Randomize
